mellut replied to your post: the other day, our downstairs neighbours borrowed…

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. Sometimes I’ll give in and eat it in secret, and then my girl will be like DID YOU EAT MY CAKE? but the other half of the time I resist, and she never eats it and it goes bad, and I weep. VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW ALL THIS

i finally just asked him today 

and he was all ‘yeah sure go for it i don’t even like cheesecake’

ALL MY AGONIZING WAS FOR NOTHING

GOD

the other day, our downstairs neighbours borrowed my handmixer to make some cheesecake, and afterward they sent us up two slices - one for me and one for my beau.  he STILL hasn’t eaten his slice

so it’s just sitting there

in the fridge

tempting me

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




MIRANDA.

holy fuck she literally gives zero fucks

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

holy fuck she literally gives zero fucks

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fortheloveofsharpies:

wevegotourlovetopaythebills:

unclejesseshair:

dontbearuiner:

bomberqueen17:

shaebay:

meowgon:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

oh it’s me…

i am a comforting sea cow

No, I didn’t just cry over a manatee meme. And it totally wasn’t because these are all things I wish someone would tell me. It was because I really enjoy manatees and text on pictures.

*sob* Thank you, Calming Manatee!!!

Calming Manatee is the best.

This is way better than that seal who calls everything gay.

I want to keep these forever and print them out and tape them in places where unassuming people will see them and smile.

Am I sobbing because of manatees? 

Why, yes. Yes I am.

Am I reblogging this for maybe the fifth time tonight?

…er.

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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I don’t like this idea of Method. I come from that school, but what I was taught was that it’s your imagination. You do your homework, and you use your imagination. People use the Method as a shield; it shields them from being vulnerable. I hear all these young actors who are like, “I’m Method, I’m gonna go live in the house, you know, I totally get it, I’ve done it, I’ve been there”, but one thing I know is it kills spontaneity. They’ll still give great performances, but they’re not playing with the other actors - it’s all about them. And spontaneity and vulnerability are gold on screen and on stage - they are the fucking magic.

MARK RUFFALO YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING THANK YOU

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mundosdepapel:

Why is he so lovely here?

the bigger question is: why is he posed like a baby sitting for a portrait?

oh my god i’m dying laughing

oh my god i’m dying laughing

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gtfoyourcomputer:

zloi-medved:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

spodiddly:

airandangels:

jigglykat:

A Coke bottle. So trueeeeeeeeee.

A pillow. I am a very talented sleeper.

All of my Wii Games. So I’m good at playing video games

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.
So…I’ll be good at being an asshole using my talents to create an innocent being that I was so douchey to that he ends up killing everyone I ever loved?





I don’t watch MLP but

I have a pasta deck
does that mean I am good at pasta


I get… a sock.
my boyfriend’s ugly tube sock.
at… at least it’s clean?

gtfoyourcomputer:

zloi-medved:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

spodiddly:

airandangels:

jigglykat:

A Coke bottle. So trueeeeeeeeee.

A pillow. I am a very talented sleeper.

All of my Wii Games. So I’m good at playing video games

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.

So…I’ll be good at being an asshole using my talents to create an innocent being that I was so douchey to that he ends up killing everyone I ever loved?

I don’t watch MLP but

I have a pasta deck

does that mean I am good at pasta

I get… a sock.

my boyfriend’s ugly tube sock.

at… at least it’s clean?

youngwildthingstour:

Caramel-topped vanilla ice cream served in hollowed apples

youngwildthingstour:

Caramel-topped vanilla ice cream served in hollowed apples

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

lizzorasaurus:

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what in the actual fuck

cornerof5thandvermouth:

lizzorasaurus:

“VERMOOOUUTH.png”

what in the actual fuck

wait so is tumblr really pooping  the bed today or what

jennally:

alexfathersbaking:

Pistachio, raspberry and chocolate tartlets

This makes me want to make tarts.

But I’m in the midst of making lemon tarts.

My body doesn’t know what it wants D:

YOU ARE MAKING LEMON TARTS?

LEMON TARTS ARE MY FAVORITE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

OH GOD

GIVE THEM TO ME

alexfathersbaking:

Pistachio, raspberry and chocolate tartlets

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aw shit son

mid-twenties. canada.
unforgivably crass.
a series of barely averted disasters.

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